THINGS
BY THEIR
RIGHT NAMES;
A NOVEL,
IN TWO VOLUMES.
BY A PERSON WITHOUT A NAME.
Let us “encompass virtue with associations more than mor-
tal;
associations whose steady
light may survive the waving
and
meterous gleams of sentimental illusion.”—ANONYMOUS.
—“Servant of God, well done! Well has thou fought;
And for the test’mony of truth hast borne
Universal reproach, far worse to bear
Than violence; this was all thy care,
To stand approv’d in sight of God, though worlds
Judg’d
thee perverse.”——
VOL. I.
PRINTED FOR GEORGE ROBINSON, 25,
PATERNOSTER-ROW.
1812.
TO
THE DETHRONED SOVEREIGN
TRUTH.
MADAM,
ALTHOUGH your language has become so
nearly obsolete, that, in addressing you, I have scarcely a hope to make myself
understood; and your abode so obscure, that I know not where to
find you; yet, as I am assured by very high authorities that you do still
really inhabit this sublunary globe, I venture to present to you the following
work.
In laying at your august feet so
humble an offering, I am actuated by no selfish consideration. I too well know
the rigid limits to which your favours are restricted, to hope that any mark of
your grace will be extended to me. But, in attempting to restore “things to their right names,” I thought not of myself, but of you.
On all who rank on the side of your too potent
adversary, Falsehood, from the pitiful meanness of well-bred duplicity, to the
brazened vice of hardened perjury, I would make war: and if I have laid open
one insidious snare of your pretended friends, or repulsed one rude attack of
your open enemies, I have accomplished my aim.
May the blow be followed up by able
hands, until your Most High Mightiness be restored to your own legitimate
sovereignty over the human mind, and recognised as the conservator of all that
is dear and precious to man!
I am,
Madam,
Your greatest Admirer,
And humblest Votary.
THINGS
BY THEIR
RIGHT NAMES.
CHAP. I.
PHILOSOPHERS have said, and poets have sung, that every individual of
the human race is distinguished by a leading passion peculiar to himself. Now,
I have not been so neglected by Nature, as to be left without this appropriate
mark of humanity. I too, like the rest of my species, have my ruling passion; and this
passion is, the desire of being useful.
Of the means to attain
this end, money, talents, and leisure, are the most powerful. Of talents I must
not boast, of money I have not any, of leisure I have a great deal. It is my leisure, then, that
I must dedicate to the good of my fellow creatures.
Were I a woman, I might
find, in an unwearied application to my distaff, the enjoyment even to satiety, of my favorite desire; but being, unfortunately, of the other sex, and far gone in the
habits of gentlemanly idleness, I am reduced to my pen, as the single mean in
my power of being useful in my generation.
But even to the use of
this single mean there is an impediment. What is there in this all-sapient age
which is yet to be taught? Where is the mystery undeveloped? the truth that is
hidden? Where the most recondite science, that is not made “easy to the meanest capacity?” Let us not,
however, despair: in gazing on the sky, we may sometimes stumble over a mole-hill. Thus, while
we are learning to direct the winds, to change the temperature of climates, and
to disturb the whole economy of Nature; and while we are giving to our
astonishing discoveries new and imposing names, do we not conduct our every-day
affairs in a jargon where the expression is so foreign from the thing meant to
be expressed, as to confound and bewilder our principles of morality,—our ideas of happiness,—our sense of every thing that is just, true, and desirable? The science, therefore, that remains still
untaught, is “the science of calling things by their right names:” and this science I undertake to teach.
I could do this in
periodical essays, in weekly sermons, in evening lectures, in a poem, a play, a
pamphlet, all, no doubt, equally well; but I am not one of those churlish physicians,
who, provided they cure their patient, do not care though they half poison him
in doing so:
no, as the draught is wholesome, so shall it be, if I can make it so, palatable
also. The form, at least, shall meet the taste of the age. Sovereigns, statesmen,
archbishops and bishops, deans and prebendaries, literati
and non-literati, queens, dutchesses, and their chambermaids, all read novels; and
therefore,—I will write a Novel.
As the work that I am
about to enter upon is not an epic poem, I think myself at liberty to take up my story where it best suits my purposes to
do so. And as not only the fortunes, but the characters of many persons, take
their
colour from the faults or virtues of their remote ancestors, I must be allowed
to trace the source of those which distinguished my heroine as far back as I
see proper. I shall begin, therefore, with her maternal grandfather.
In an ancient mansion, belonging to
an ancient family somewhere in that part of Somersetshire which is washed by the waves of the Bristol
Channel, once resided Sir Edward Pynsynt. At the period when the personages
were born whose virtues I have undertaken to commemorate in the ensuing
history, Sir Edward had been dead many years, but his memory still survived in the hearts of
all who had known him.
Sir Edward had been
distinguished alike by the superiority of his character, and the more than
common share of felicity that had fallen to his lot.
Descended from an
illustrious family, the heir of large possessions, and nothing having been
wanting in his favour of any of those means which the world esteems necessary
to perfect what it is pleased to call a good education, Sir Edward had, from his earliest
infancy, been trained to those manners, and initiated into those acquirements, which distinguish the high-fashioned and high-bred. He had, of course, entered the world with all
those advantages which are so sure to meet with a good reception there. But,
beyond all these adventitious and extraneous gifts which he had received from fortune and
from culture, he possessed qualities which he owed to God alone. I have not
mistaken the word. When I am teaching the science of true nomenclature, it
would ill become me to put the effect for the cause. The philosopher may, if he
please, erase the simple monosyllable, and put his favourite Nature in its stead, and let him explain
how he has
amended the phrase. Will he have rendered his meaning one jot clearer to those
of his own sect? while, on the other hand, he will have made it tenfold more obscure to nine
parts out of ten of the rest of the human race.
The gifts bestowed upon
Sir Edward Pynsynt were worthy of the divine origin from whence they proceeded.
An understanding vigorous, clear, and acute; a heart warm, tender, and true; a temper
cheerful and conciliating; an integrity incorruptible, with all that
marks the honest man from the knave. This was so distinguishing a part of his
character, that truth, open and fair as daylight, shone forth in every look,
word, and action. Subterfuge, chicanery, double meanings, were far from him;
even the allowed duplicity of politeness was abhorrent to his taste, and made
no part of his system of benevolence.
Sir Edward had been
determined in the choice of a wife less by the charms of the lady’s person,
than by the apparent sweetness of her temper, and the quickness and
teachableness of her understanding: or, to express myself more accurately,
these were the qualities that Sir Edward himself
believed to have determined his election. In fact, however, the
beauty of Caroline Montford was such as to render it something doubtful,
whether Sir Edward’s judgment could have had fair play; and made it a question, whether his heart had
not been betrayed by his senses, rather than yielded by his reason. If this
were the case, Sir Edward was not less fortunate in this particular, than in all the other
circumstances that have been enumerated above. Caroline was not only “all that youthful
poets fancy when they love,” but all that human excellence can be in a girl scarcely eighteen. The
gay and frank manners of Sir Edward, and the spirit of his conversation, had
carried off the fair prize from several competitors, his superiors in station and fortune; and the
bridal hours were scarcely past, before she discovered that she had gained a
possession beyond the value of all that rank and riches can of themselves
bestow.
As the standard of possible merit was high in the mind of Sir
Edward, he would not easily have borne that the object of his most impassioned
affections should have fallen much below it. He regarded his Caroline as the
connoisseur regards the inestimable gem which gives distinction to his cabinet.
No eye gazes on it with delight equal to his own; but neither does any so soon
perceive the casual particle of dust, or the gathering damp, which threaten to
obscure its lustre. With these feelings, Sir Edward was not more the lover,
than the guardian and preceptor of his Caroline; and under his forming care the
charming girl became the all-accomplished woman.
Sir Edward had represented
to her, that it was not when surrounded by pleasure, assailed by flattery, and pampered with all
that riches can procure, that at eighteen we learn to know ourselves, or to
understand the claims that others have upon us; and he had easily led her to
retire with him to the seat of his ancestors, on the confines of the Bristol
Channel. Here, in a regular series of instructive reading, in the cultivation of every
elegant talent, and the acquirement of every useful art, and in the interchangement of the good offices
and real pleasures which the society of the good and the rational may every
where afford, their hours of amusement were past; those of duty, in every exertion of active
benevolence and even-handed justice, that their situation as lords paramount of the
neighbourhood, or as the richest people in it, could give occasion for. But the
line of demarcation between pleasure and duty;—that line which, to the
worldling and the licentious, appears sketched with so broad a stroke, and with a colour
so deep and decided, was with them but faintly defined. Their pleasures and their duties were
so much the same, were so intermingled and melted into each other, that the
social dinner was often an act of benevolence; and the amusements of the drawing-room the saving
of a law-suit. A visit to a sick cottage often superseded the hour of study;
and the harp and the pencil gave way to the instruction of the village-girl in
the arts of the needle or the spinning wheel: nor, when the hour of reflection
came, was it possible for Sir Edward or Lady Pynsynt to discover whether they
had that day been pursuing their duty or their pleasure.
This harmony between
the good and the pleasant was not to be imputed alone to the scene on which
they acted the part of life. It is true, that a residence in the country is
favourable to the virtues of moderation, order, and benevolence; but it is
equally true, that they are not necessarily connected with it. Intemperance,
misrule,
and oppression, may be seen under the shade of a tree, as certainly, though,
perhaps, not so frequently, as amongst “the crowded marts of busy men.”
But actions that spring from principles, are the same in all situations,
however varying. Sir Edward and Lady Pynsynt called themselves Christians. What
they called themselves, they strove to be: and it is in the divine system of
christian
ethics that we are to look for the rule of conduct which they prescribed to
themselves. Hence they saved much confusion of ideas, and many puzzling
disquisitions, on the right and wrong of their every-day actions. How a “man of honour” would act in such or such a
case; what might, or might not, be consonant to the manners or ideas of a gentleman;
what did, or did not, accord with his rank and dignity, might admit of debate,
and a variety of opinions; but, to “do justice,” to “love mercy,” and to “walk
humbly with their God,” was a plain doctrine, in which there could be no
mistake. And so they did walk, for several years after their marriage, in the
flowery paths which surrounded the Priory, themselves
the happiest of human beings, and
the blessing and delight of all with whom they had to do. Having thus, in the
security of retirement, allowed time for their principles to take deep root in
their hearts, and their virtues to grow strong by habit, they did not fear to
enter again into the world; from which, before they were so well secured from
its seductions, they had so wisely withdrawn. Not only in the capital of their
own country, but in that of most of the states on the continent, did they, in
the course of some years, mix with the great, the polite, and the learned. From
this varying experience, ever endeavouring to extract something by which to
amend themselves, or to benefit others; and learning, as the result of the
whole, that virtue is the parent of happiness, and home her most favourite abode!
Lady Pynsynt had now
been the wife of Sir Edward twenty years. In the course of this time she had
born him several children, three only of whom now survived—a daughter who had
completed her eighteenth year, a son who had not yet attained his fifteenth,
and a girl of eight years old.
Sedulously occupied in
the cultivation of the good qualities of her children; blest in the unabated
love of the fondest of husbands; surrounded by friends; followed by the prayers
and blessings of her dependants; high in affluence; and her bosom yet glowing
with the warm energies of youth; perhaps at no one period of her existence had
Lady Pynsynt been so completely happy; at no time could she have thought so
little of the darkness of futurity.
On the uncertain tenure
by which all sublunary bliss is held, Lady Pynsynt had not unfrequently
reflected: nor did she suppose that she was wholly unprepared to meet, with
patience and resignation, whatever change might be appointed. She was now
called upon to prove, by experience, how different is the degree of courage
necessary to contemplate the
greatest evils as possible, and
to feel them as certain.
Sir Edward, on mounting
his horse to take his morning’s ride, had promised an early return:—but Sir
Edward returned no more!—a fall from his horse had at once terminated his
mortal existence, and rendered life an almost insupportable burthen to Lady
Pynsynt.—Yet she sunk not under the blow.—Dead to every pleasure, to every duty she was alive. Her children, her
friends, her dependants, lost nothing of her care, her attention, her activity:
but, although she had not yet attained her fortieth year, although she was
blest with beauty, health, and affluence, many years wore away, and no one
could say that they had seen a smile enlighten her countenance.
Lady Pynsynt survived
Sir Edward about fifteen years; and this period was marked by several events
which were ill calculated to dispel that gloom with which his death had overshadowed
her mind. Her son, on the death of his father, had immediately been placed, by
his guardians, at one of those public schools where the manly character is supposed
to unfold itself with so much advantage. From hence he had been removed to one
of the universities. Here he soon discovered, that a fatherless youth of
eighteen, the certain heir of ten thousand pounds a year, could be under no
necessity to regulate his expenses by any other rule than his own ungoverned
appetite. Nor did he suffer the discovery to remain inefficient.—“Honour,” says
some body, “is not hereditary, though honours are.” Sir George Pynsynt resembled little the parent
from whence he sprung: and although he had qualities which might have been
trained into virtues, had they continued longer under the judicious and fostering
hand of Sir Edward; yet being now suffered to wither from neglect, or allowed
to run wild in a wrong direction, the weeds, with which they were surrounded,
soon checked the good seed, and made Sir George’s mind appear like a garden
long uncultivated, where, though here and there a beautiful flower rears its
head, and excites surprise and admiration, the general appearance is forbidding
deformity.
From the university,
Sir George went abroad: he returned to be elected to Parliament for one of his
own boroughs, found means to exchange his borough for a peerage, dismissed his
Italian mistress, married splendidly, and continued to make laws for his
country, and to break them in every action of his life. Lady Pynsynt, however,
had not the mortification of witnessing the whole of this worthy career: other cares, other
sorrows, before she had quite lost all hopes of better things from the
degenerate son of so worthy a parent, had conducted her to the tomb. Her eldest
daughter, when on the point of marriage with a gentleman as well approved by
Lady Pynsynt as acceptable to the young lady herself, saw all her prospects of
happiness snatched from her grasp by the hand of death. The lover died, after a
few days’
illness, of an inflammatory fever; and Lady Pynsynt felt the full weight of
this accumulation of misfortune. It seemed, indeed, as if the death of Sir
Edward had been the signal of disaster, or misconduct, to every individual of
his family: and the life and death of Lady Pynsynt were an awful display of
some of those mysterious dealings of Providence, which it is not given us in
this world to understand. The star of her morning had risen with no common
brightness; she was virtuous as she was happy; yet did she lie down in sorrow,
and her name was repeated with a sigh!
In the little sprightly
engaging Louisa, however, both the mother and the daughter found an object of
interest that still attached them to the world. But Lady Pynsynt’s vital powers
were now nearly exhausted; and the last act of her existence was the concluding
a marriage between Louisa and a young gentleman of the name of Fitzosborn.
Mr. Fitzosborn was the
second son of a gentleman of good birth and large estate; but this estate was
settled on the eldest son; and there being a third boy; and a numerous train of
sisters, the provision for the younger branches of the family was not
proportionable to their rank in life. Neither ambition nor avarice had,
however, a place in Lady Pynsynt’s bosom: her daughter’s fortune was fifteen
thousand pounds; and she thought this sum in addition to Mr. Fitzosborn’s
property, and the profits that might be reasonably expected as the result of
his abilities and industry, would afford such a competency, as would be
sufficient to secure the end of all riches—happiness. She had, upon these
reasonings, yielded to the earnest wishes of her daughter; and pleased herself
in believing, that the humble establishment of the sister would be productive
of more happiness and virtue, than she dared to flatter herself would result from
the larger possessions and more extended power of the brother.
A few months after the
marriage of Mrs. Fitzosborn, Lady Pynsynt breathed her last, and left Miss
Pynsynt one of the most desolated of human beings. From the period that had
deprived her of her betrothed lover, she had dedicated all her affections to
her mother and sister. The one was lost to her for ever in this world; and the other had now so
many new calls upon her heart and attentions, that Miss Pynsynt could scarcely
hope that she should retain that share in either, which had, for the last ten
years of her life, made the sweetest part of her existence.
Mrs. Fitzosborn’s
residence was to be in London, the scene of Miss Pynsynt’s greatest sorrows,
and the place to which she had resolved to return no more. Sir George was, at the time of his
mother’s death, residing in Italy; and, had he been in England, Miss Pynsynt had but
little reason to suppose that she would have found in his family a comfortable
asylum. The gleams of affection, the flashes of generosity, which had, from
time to time, illuminated his earlier years, had now ceased; and her
intercourse with him was one dispiriting, unbroken darkness. Thus, not
perceiving that any connexion which remained to her offered either
indemnification for those of which she had been deprived, or even support under
the acute sense that she had of such deprivation, she resolved to seek her
consolation in the indulgence of her sorrows; and, at four and thirty, to bid
adieu to the world. Lady Pynsynt had been enabled to add to the original
fortune of
Miss Pynsynt some thousand pounds; and, with a property amounting to something
more than twenty thousand pounds, she retired to a small house within thirty miles of
the Priory.
Here she had lived for
more than ten years, almost wholly forgotten by all who had once
known her:
seldom seen,
except by her servants, and by the neighbouring poor, to whom she was a most
unwearied and tender-hearted benefactress; to the extent, and beyond the annual extent, of
her means. She had no source of expense which at all entered into competition
with the call of benevolence, except the adorning her house and gardens: and, by
employing the labourers and workmen of her neighbourhood, she contrived to
gratify at
once her taste and her principle.
When first she
retired to the Grove, her sorrows were legitimate, and her plan rational: but, by having removed herself from the
control which the eye of society has over the conduct of every human being, she
had accustomed herself to consecrate as virtues all the feelings of her heart,
and, in the want of other objects for her affections, had found one in the indulgence of
affliction. Hence she had converted her habitation into a temple of constancy
and sorrow. Every room was adorned with the memorials of her loss, or emblems of her grief. She had
surrounded it with shady groves, formed for contemplation; and with gloomy grottos, where sorrow
might meditate—“e’en to madness.”
Do we find it scarcely
credible that the pupil of Sir Edward and Lady Pynsynt, of whose virtues she
was almost an adorer, and whose words were to her as the fiat of a Superior
Intelligence, could thus deviate from the line of sound reasoning and genuine
resignation? The anomaly arose from “calling things by wrong names.” An indulgence of every selfish feeling
she called “a dedication of her mind to the virtues of her lost friends;” a
withdrawal from the reciprocal duties of society, “an abandonment of all
earthly affections.” Thus, without one culpable inclination, without one wrong
intention, Miss Pynsynt, with the exception of her beneficence to the poor, scarcely performed one laudable action. With the
consciousness of the eye of
Providence over every thought, she suffered her heart to dictate to her reason:
with submission to the decrees of her Creator in her mouth, her whole life was
a continued murmur against his will: and in the indulgence of her grief for the past, she
overlooked the present, and forgot the future.
But the period, which
had thus been nearly a blank to Miss Pynsynt, had been one of much bustle and vicissitude to
her nearest relations. Sir George, within the term named, had returned to
England, had been made a peer, had married, and had now two sons and a daughter.
Mrs. Fitzosborn had passed through all the degrees of matrimonial love; from the most
ardent passion to the coolest indifference. The happiness that Lady Pynsynt had
promised herself, as the result of her daughter’s marriage, was to have been founded
on the unostentatious virtues of prudence, diligence, frugality, and
moderation. It happened, however, that those were not the virtues that
distinguished either Mr. Fitzosborn or his lady. One guinea had not been saved
by her prudence, or gained by his industry. While they had continued to love each other, they had played the fool together; when they had grown indifferent, they had
played the fool separately. For their mutual accommodation, Mrs. Fitzosborn had
found means to give up her settlement: the money was spent; debts were
accumulated; and, at the end of ten years, with broken fortunes and a ruined
constitution, Mrs. Fitzosborn found herself on the eve of bringing into the
world a wretched human being, whom she had deprived of the means of subsistence.
The voice of
conscience, often silenced, now spoke in accents it was impossible not to hear, and hearing to regard. Mrs. Fitzosborn
poured out all her self-reproach, and all her misery, to her sister: to that
sister, of
whom she had seldom thought in her gayer hours; or thought of, only to ridicule
as romantic and visionary. This letter awakened Miss Pynsynt as from a dream.
In her withdrawal of the eye from Mrs. Fitzosborn’s conduct on the entrance
into life, and the progress through its difficulties
and temptation, she thought she
saw the origin of all her deviations from the line of rectitude; and charging
her own negligence, rather than Mrs. Fitzosborn’s weakness, with the whole
guilt of the consequence, she considered herself as not less culpable than the sister who now
implored her compassion and assistance. The call was not in vain—she forgot all her once fancied
virtues, in the performance of real duties. Mrs. Fitzosborn was received at the
Grove with all the sympathy, and consoled with all the kindness, that even a
mother could have felt. But no sympathy could heal the broken heart, or restore
a ruined constitution. Mrs. Fitzosborn lived only to bring into the world a daughter; and Miss Pynsynt
felt the difference between the reality
and the romance of sorrow.
After the first
paroxysm of her grief was past, she found, however, in
her infant niece, a genuine,
and a more allowed source of consolation; and, from this hour, she dedicated
all her faculties, and all her affections, to the cultivating and fostering this tender
plant. On considering her own past conduct, she found much to reprehend; and,
on retracing her errors, she easily discovered the source from whence they had flowed. To guard
her young pupil from the illusions of fancy, to fortify her reason, and to
moderate her feelings, was therefore her most assiduous care. If it be
possible, said she, with a sigh of reflection on her own mistakes and those of
her brother, Sir Edward and Lady Pynsynt shall have one descendant worthy of
the stock from whence she sprung! What our heroine, in consequence of this
resolution, became in the process of time, the progress of this history will
show, but, until she has charms that can interest in her favour others besides
a maiden aunt, we shall say little of her. It will be sufficient to add in this
place, that Miss Pynsynt, from the birth of her niece, made an entire
alteration in her mode of life. She sought the neighbours from whom she had
before secluded herself; she busied her mind in every research which she
thought might be of service to her charge; and she put regularity and economy
in the expenditure of a fortune, which she now wished to leave behind her
unimpaired. Some years afterwards, the death of a relation made so large an
addition to her original property, that she found herself at liberty in some
degree to resume the lavish benevolence in which she had before indulged,
without too much intrenching on the provision which she had destined for her
niece. Although I have spoken of this infant as being wholly given up to her
maiden aunt, yet Caroline Fitzosborn was not quite an orphan—she had still a
father. We have seen him, in the early part of his life, dissipate not only his
own property, but the property of his child. The years, however, in which this
dissipation took place, were not, in the eye of a certain part of the world,
wholly thrown away. It is true that he had failed in becoming a good lawyer, or
even a good member of society; but then he had made himself a man of fashion; that equivocal being, who may possess every estimable quality of the
head and heart, and yet to whom not a single perfection of either is essential.
Mr. Fitzosborn had taken a middle course: he had a good share of understanding;
was not wholly without wit, was tolerably skilled in all gentlemanlike
literature, and possessed uncommon readiness in conversation. He was liberal
towards himself—courteous towards others; was never out of humour, when he had his own
way; or out of spirits, but when he wanted money. To these personal
qualifications Mr. Fitzosborn added all the claims to distinction that pedigree
could bestow. His family, disdaining to boast of the lineal and unbroken
succession which united them with their great ancestor, Sir Hugh Fitzosborn,
the favourite knight, companion and friend, of William the Conqueror,
fearlessly challenged inquiry into all the unintelligible MSS. of the long
destroyed monastic retreats of Normandy; and asserted, that long before the
period of the Conquest they would be found, by all who had patience and ability
for the search, springing upwards into barons, counts, dukes, and princes, even
until they reached the apex of human grandeur, in the person of the emperor himself. In this
long succession of ages, it is to be supposed that these high distinctions had
differently affected the different possessors of them: the grovelling pride of
some, it may be presumed, had rested satisfied with the honours derived from
their forefathers, while the more soaring ambition of others had, probably, by
their own meritorious deeds, sought to make that personal, which was before
only derivative. How many of the one sort, or of the other, which had disgraced
or dignified this illustrious family, cannot now be known; but certainly the
Mr. Fitzosborn of whom I am now writing, was rather of that humble turn of mind
which led him to take pride in what had been done by others, than of that lofty
spirit which might have prompted him to earn honour for himself. Of his noble
ancestors he thought little, but as they served for a kind of passport into
families, whom, though he considered as inferior to him in point of birth, had,
however, certain other distinctions and advantages that he was very willing,
condescendingly, to share. Nor had he any reason to complain of the neglect
either of his personal or derived merits: he was generally well received, and
associated with men of the first rank and fortune. As he gave place to no one
in point of birth, so he was not unwilling to vie with the richest of his companions
in expense. The consequence of this competition, in the earlier part of his
life, has
been seen; but he had not bought his experience in vain. No sooner did death
set him free from the shackles of his first marriage, than he sought to repair
the mistake of his youthful choice, by taking a wife whose riches would at
least take a longer time in dissipating than the moderate fortune of Louisa
Pynsynt had done. In this design he was not long without success. He married;
and as money was the only merit that he sought, he had no reason to complain,
if it were the only merit that he found.
Disencumbered of the
care of his infant daughter, he soon almost lost the remembrance that he had one; and having,
by a desperate family arrangement, as he called it, possessed himself of a very
considerable sum of money, in addition to the wealth brought him by his wife,
he established himself in a large and elegant house, furnished it with all that
taste and expense could suggest, hired the first cook, and became known for giving
the best dinners: confidently exulting in the wisdom of his plans, and
unfeignedly believing that life had no more to give, or the heart of man to
desire. His dream of felicity had been a little disturbed by the sources from
whence it had proceeded being, in a long succession of good dinners,
considerably diminished; and it seemed to vanish wholly from his view, on a
summons into Somersetshire, for the purpose of receiving his daughter from the
hands of her aunt, who now lay upon her death-bed. He now first recollected,
that one of the conditions on which he had obtained the wealthy hand of his
present lady, was, that the dreaded step-daughter should never be admitted under his roof;
and he had but too much reason to know, that any attempt to infringe this
condition would be the destruction of that gentlemanly household quiet on which
he piqued himself, and which he had hitherto preserved, by yielding to every wish of the lady,
except that of giving her his company. No two people could live more apart than
they did; and Mr. Fitzosborn would have preferred any alternative (except
death) to the necessity of discussing any single point with the Fury that he
called his wife. A habitation for Caroline must, however, be found; and in the
dilemma where, he turned his
thoughts towards her uncle, Lord Enville, the former Sir George Pynsynt. Mr. Fitzosborn
and Lord Enville were in the habits of intimacy; they even called themselves
friends: and as Mr. Fitzosborn had no doubt but that Caroline would inherit all
that her aunt could bequeath, he did not consider a request, that she might
become a member of her uncle’s family, as too great a favour to ask. The
proposition met with a most ready acquiescence. Lord Enville, it is true, had
seen little, and cared less, for either his sister or his niece, for several
years past; nor was he without his jealousy, on the probability that Caroline
would engross all the property possessed by his sister: but the proposal of Mr.
Fitzosborn, to receive her into his family at so early an age as that to which
she had as yet attained, opened to him a prospect of rendering the undue
partiality of his sister less injurious to his interests than it might otherwise
have been. He therefore scarcely suffered Mr. Fitzosborn to open his difficulties,
before he cried out, with the greatest cheerfulness, “Oh, let the girl come to
us. She will be no embarrassment whatever at present; and if, in future, Lady
Enville should find it too much to chaperon half a dozen young ladies, we will
think of some other expedient for your daughter.”
No philosopher, no
religionist, could more fully adopt the maxim of leaving the events of
to-morrow to provide for themselves, than did Mr. Fitzosborn; to dispose of the
present evil was all his care. He therefore thanked Lord Enville very cordially
for his so ready reception of his daughter; but, he added, “At present, I
believe, she will give more trouble to your governess than to any body else.
She is, in fact, scarcely out of the nursery; and, considering how she has been
brought up, can hardly be fit for any society. I shall be much obliged to
Madame de Tourville if she can form her into a rational creature. I have not
seen her these three years: but when I did see her, she was the reverse
of every thing I should have chosen a daughter of mine to be; except, indeed,
that she promised to be handsome: but your lordship knows, that it would have been
cruel to have deprived your sister of her only comfort; and a little polishing
will soon rub off the rust.” “Undoubtedly,” returned Lord Enville, who well
knew to what to impute his brother-in-law’s tenderness to the feelings of Miss Pynsynt:
“and if she is handsome,” added he, “in addition to the sparklers that she will
inherit from aunt Beatrice, nothing more will be necessary.” “Oh, my lord,”
replied Mr. Fitzosborn, “of those sparklers of which you speak, no doubt but
that your daughters will come in for their share, as certainly they ought to
do; yet that will be a little hard too, because, with their native charms—(they
are charming girls! my lord)—and the accomplishments that you have given them,
they will want no such aid to establish them in life; while my poor rustic will scarcely be
passable, with all the mines of Golconda for her auxiliaries.” “The world,” said Lord Enville, with a slight
bow for the compliment to his daughters, “is not so fastidious: but, after all,
our girls must take their chance, and there’s an end of the matter.”
Lord Enville, since the
period of Mrs. Fitzosborn’s death, had added two daughters to his family; both,
of course, younger than Caroline. Of his sons, one had completed his twentieth,
and the other his nineteenth year; while the eldest daughter had scarcely
attained seventeen. On his marriage, not only his paternal estate, but also the
large possessions that Lady Enville had brought him, had almost wholly been
settled upon his eldest son, twenty thousand pounds being all that had been
allotted as the provision for younger children; and as there were already four
of them, this sum did not promise a very splendid provision to any. Lord
Enville’s yearly expenses regularly exceeded the amount of his yearly income,
and thus consumed the only part of his property from whence he could have
supplied the deficiency which was likely to arise in the provision for his
younger children: yet let it not be supposed that Lord Enville was an unkind or
a partial parent. The sacrificing the comforts of the subordinate members to
the splendour of the head of his family, he genuinely believed—how truly, let those
who call things by their right names determine,—to be an imperious duty: but,
with this exception, his children equally shared his cares and his affections; in their sports, their
habits, their expenses, and school education, there was no difference observed
between the boy who, beyond five thousand pounds, was to owe his future
subsistence to his own industry, and the one who, without any exertion
whatever, was to have annually four times that sum. The hereditary statesman, and the
humble expounder of his country’s laws, were alike encouraged in the pride of
high birth, and the insolence of superfluous expense. He who was to be isolated
from his fellow man by his privileges and his pretensions, and he who was to
have no distinction but what he could derive from his talents and his virtues,
were equally taught to regard the mass of mankind as beings of an inferior order, and
were habituated to pride themselves upon circumstantial rather than inherent
qualities. As Lord Enville was not a fool, and as he had no intention to injure
his children, we can only account for the error in his calculation, by
referring it to his ignorance in the “science of calling things by their right
names.” Nor did the mistakes which this ignorance led him into, stop with his sons;
his daughters equally profited by so well-judged an impartiality, and a fondness equally discreet. As expectant
dutchesses,
marchionesses, and countesses, they were indulged in all the fastidiousness of
refinement, and all the imbecility of elegance. Lady Enville went a step beyond
her lord: what with him was indulgence, with her was system and injunction. To
be “lady-like,” was the ultimate end of their education; and in attaining this
end, they learnt to be ashamed even of the little power which they possessed of
being useful either to themselves or others. Hence their boast was rather of
negative than active qualities. They were sure “they could not dress or attend
upon themselves.” Every trifling inconvenience was beyond their power of
sufferance; and every little difficulty surpassed their means of contest: hence
they sometimes sought distinction from a feigned ignorance of what it would
have been becoming them to have known, and sometimes by a real extravagance,
which it was their disgrace to indulge.
When people are weak
themselves, it is necessary to look abroad for support. Lady Enville knew that the whole basis of so much cultivated
helplessness, and expensive refinement, was the above-named sum of five thousand pounds; and she was too
good an arithmetician not to be sensible how inadequate were the means to the end. In her
calculation, therefore, for the future establishment of her daughters, she
thought much less of what was certain, than of what was contingent. It was her
design to marry them, not according to the number of thousands which they were
to receive from their father, but to their rank; and as she had already marked
out the several noblemen on whom she designed to bestow the charms and talents
of her
daughters, she rather regarded in their education the rent-roll of their future
husbands, than the humble dower that they could bring with them. It was no
difficult matter to instil into the bosoms of these young ladies hopes so
flattering to their vanity, or to inspire them with every solicitude which
would promote designs so advantageous to their fortune. Hence matrimony, and a splendid
establishment, were ideas so connected in their imagination, that they were, in
fact, one and indivisible; and hence, every talent that they cultivated, and
every accomplishment that they sought, had reference to the rank which they
expected, so undoubtingly, to fill. That inconsistency, however, which is the
distinguishing mark of selfishness, was not less observable in Lord and Lady
Enville, than in their neighbours. Although they could see no reason why the
smallness of that portion which they could give their daughters should impede
their connexion with the heir of some noble family, they found it absolutely
impossible that either of their sons should take the equally portionless sister
of that heir in return. That Mr. Pynsynt must marry, was indispensable: how
otherwise would the title, so lately attained, and so highly valued, be
perpetuated? That he should marry a woman of large fortune was indispensable:
he would have his brother and sisters’ fortunes to pay, he would have debts to
discharge, he would have a family to provide for: the estate was already
scarcely adequate to the honours which it had to support; not one acre could be
spared—less than a hundred thousand pounds would do nothing. Charles, indeed,
if he were wise, would not think of matrimony at all: if he did, it must be with some one who
could bring him thirty thousand pounds at least.
Such were the politics
of the present heads of the Enville family. How widely different from those
which regulated the conduct, and pointed the
solicitudes, of Sir Edward
and Lady Pynsynt! But, as Lord Enville would frequently observe, “My father and
mother, who were certainly the best people breathing, had a most extraordinary
kind of understanding! well adapted, perhaps, for a residence in the country:
but, as I have no fancy for either its pleasures or its duties, I must regulate
myself by other rules; and, as I live in the world, do like the rest of it.”
In their hopes, and
their views for their children, Sir Edward and Lady Pynsynt had been
disappointed: Lord and Lady Enville were probably less so. But let us not,
therefore, conclude that Lord and Lady Enville were wise, Sir Edward and Lady
Pynsynt foolish. In the competition between virtue and vice for the good things
of this life, it will commonly be found, that “this world was made for Cæsar:” hence
the imperious necessity, if we would be virtuous, to look beyond it—hence the
duty of “calling things by their right names.”
Into this high bred and politic family
we have now to introduce Caroline Fitzosborn. The death of her aunt, as it was
the first sorrow which she had known, so she thought it was the most severe
that she could ever know. She had given to her benefactress her first
affections; and, with all the enthusiasm of youth, considered her as a perfect being, and loved her rather as a superior intelligence, than as a fellow mortal. The attacks of a
violent disease proved, however, the mortality of her friend but too fatally
for the peace of Caroline. The symptoms of the disorder were such, as gave the
most certain prognostic of her approaching dissolution.—She did not conceal
from Caroline what must be the event; but she called upon her to prove, on this
first trial, that the cares which had been bestowed upon the cultivation
of her reason and her heart, had not been thrown away.
“Let my closing scene
convince me,” said she, “that I have not lived in vain. Let me see that I have
trained a mortal and dependant being to view death with a steady eye, and to
submit with patient resignation to the decrees of its Superior.”
Caroline pressed the
hand of her aunt, in token that she would be all that she wished her to be—nor
did she overrate her own powers; she continued to attend at the bed-side of
Mrs. Pynsynt night and day; the most obedient and adroit assistant to those
whose greater experience entitled them to direct her; and the most acute
observer and diligent supplier of every wish and want of her dying friend: and this
with so solemn and so touching a steadiness of voice and feature, as showed
that it was not that she did not feel, but that she knew how to command her feelings.
Mrs. Pynsynt had
breathed her last before the arrival of Lord Enville and Mr. Fitzosborn, who both had hastened down
on the intelligence of the dangerous indisposition with which she had been
attacked. Their hearts beat alike with hope and fear, but not in equal proportions;
Lord Enville had more of the latter, and Mr. Fitzosborn of the former: and
though each, in apportioning their wants to the means of supplying them, were
accustomed to speak of twenties of thousands as trifles; yet, when such a sum
as one twenty was supposed to be about to fall to the disposal of one of them,
they acknowledged, by their mutual anxiety, all the importance of the prize.
Caroline was called
from the death chamber of her friend, to receive her father and uncle. The
tears, which, since they could no longer give pain to her benefactress, she had
suffered to flow freely, as a relief to her oppressed heart, she wiped from her eyes,
lest they should increase the sorrow which she believed that she was going to
witness in two persons so nearly connected with the deceased. On entering the
room, however, in which they were, she perceived instantly, that her precaution
had been unnecessary.
“So, Carry,” said Mr.
Fitzosborn, “I find it is all over—we are come too late.” “My poor sister!”
said Lord Enville, “I hope she did not suffer much?” Caroline had no voice to
reply to the observation of the one, or the question of the other—her heart
swelled; and the tears so lately suppressed, again streamed down her face.
“Come, don’t cry,” said her father; “your aunt was very good to you, but she
was an old woman; this event was to be looked for; we are come to take you away
from this dismal place.—Pray—pray—who have you had with you?—is there any man
of business in the house?—has——“Yes,” said Lord Enville, “do you know whether
my sister has left any will?”
Caroline stood
aghast.—“Mr. Somers, I believe, is in the house,” replied she.—“I thought I
could know nothing of such things. Dr. C—— was very good to me, and he told me
that he and Mr. Somers would take care that every thing was done that was
proper.” “Who is this Mr. Somers?” said Lord Enville. “My aunt’s executor, I
believe,” replied Caroline.—“Oh! then there is a will?”
said Mr. Fitzosborn. “Mr. Somers can inform you of every thing,” returned Caroline. “Shall I desire him to come in?”
“Pray do,” cried both the gentlemen in a breath; “and Caroline,” added Mr. Fitzosborn, “prepare
to leave this place to-morrow. Lord Enville and myself may find it necessary to remain here
some time; but you can have nothing more to do, and had better proceed towards
town in the morning.” “Not, I hope, till after the funeral,” said Caroline.
“What have you to do with the funeral?” said her father. “I am sure the sooner
you are gone the better, your eyes are swelled out of your head, and you have
lost all your colour.” Caroline withdrew; and having desired Mr. Somers to
attend the gentlemen, sat down to wonder, and to grieve, at what appeared to
her so strange and so sad. The curiosity of the two gentlemen was soon fully
gratified, but neither the wishes of the one nor the other fulfilled.
Mrs. Pynsynt had given
the whole of her property to her niece, excepting some few trifling legacies to
her friends and servants; and she had given her the full and entire power over
this property on her attaining the age of eighteen; appointing as her executor,
and trustee for her niece, Mr. Somers, a gentleman in the neighbourhood;
without mentioning either Lord Enville or Mr. Fitzosborn in the will, except by
signifying, that as the former and his family were already so amply provided
for, she concluded that he would not consider the disposal that she had made of
her property, in favour of her portionless niece, as arising from unkindness,
or as an undue distinction from others who stood in the same degree of
relationship to her. Lord Enville, though he had feared that Caroline would have the largest
share of her aunt’s possessions, was not prepared for so exclusive a preference
in her favour: and Mr. Fitzosborn, though sufficiently pleased that his
daughter was sole heiress, felt extremely disappointed in having no right to
interfere in the regulation of her money concerns. Lord Enville betrayed his
chagrin by muttering, “Amply provided for indeed!—What could an old woman know
of what is an ample provision for young people in these days? or the necessary
expenses of a man of the world?” And Mr. Fitzosborn no less betrayed what his wishes were,
by saying, “Strange! that so conscientious a lady as your sister, my lord, should think any one
so proper to take care of a girl’s interest as her father! But these old maids
are always for depreciating the rights of fathers and husbands.” “Surely you do not
complain?” returned Lord Enville. “Complain! no, my lord; I think I have said
nothing like it: not that I shall benefit one farthing by this extraordinary
will. I know this gentleman executor pretty well. You must have observed that
he is one of those over-righteous people, who adhere to the letter of their
duty, without once regarding its spirit. I dare say I might go to jail before
he would advance one penny of what he would call my daughter’s property.”—“And
I should consider him as being perfectly right in so
doing,” returned Lord Enville,
drily. “And do you consider your sister as perfectly right,” retorted Mr.
Fitzosborn, “in having given the reins entirely into the hands of a girl of
eighteen? What a preposterous notion, thus to antedate the period of supposed
discretion to one who is of a sex which never arrives at discretion at all!”
“Then the act of antedating is of little consequence,” replied Lord Enville.
“My lord, my lord,” said Mr. Fitzosborn, warmly, “the girl whose interests you seem so careless
about, is your niece, as much as my daughter. What will you say when, at
eighteen, she runs away with the first needy adventurer who has presumption
enough to ask her to do so?” “I say it is an event that will never happen,”
returned Lord Enville; “Lady Enville will take better care of her.” And,
indeed, Lord Enville had already determined upon the course that would restore
his sister’s coveted thousands to his own family; which, though a little more
circuitous than he could have wished, he did not consider as apocryphal.
The conversation was
here interrupted by the return “of the gentleman executor,” who had left the
room for a moment, after having finished reading the will. He addressed himself
to Mr. Fitzosborn. “I consider it, sir, as necessary that Miss Fitzosborn
should be present at the breaking of the seals which were affixed before my
arrival: but as this is not necessary to be done before the funeral, I hope
there will be no objection to the young lady remaining in this house till that
ceremony is over. This she is greatly desirous of doing; and it would be very
distressing to her at this time to look over Mrs. Pynsynt’s personal effects,
and to attend to the information which she ought to receive.” “You would not
talk of such things to a child!” said Mr. Fitzosborn. “My daughter must begin
her journey to town to-morrow; but surely the business you talk of may be
transacted as well in her absence as if she were here. I will attend you on the
breaking of the seals, an inventory of all may be taken, and I will be
accountable to my daughter.” “Pardon me, sir,” replied Mr. Somers, “I am alone
accountable to Miss Fitzosborn; and I am desirous that the trust which has been committed to me, shall
be not only faithfully, but literally performed.” “My daughter cannot remain in
this dismal place any longer,” returned Mr. Fitzosborn; “she is losing her
spirits, she is losing her health.” “If it is so necessary that Miss Fitzosborn
should be removed immediately,” said Mr. Somers, “she will, I dare say, so far
conquer her feelings, as to do to night all that is desirable to be done; and,
with your permission, I will now wait upon her for the purpose.”
This rigid observer of
forms well knew Mr. Fitzosborn’s character, his conduct during the life of his
first wife, and the whole of the reasons that had induced Mrs. Pynsynt to
exclude him from any interference in the money concerns of his daughter; and,
as his understanding was of that limited nature that did not enable him to
discover the meaning of the words “righteous over-much,” his rule for conduct
was, to do all that he knew or
believed to be right; and he was perfectly persuaded that it was right to keep
Mr. Fitzosborn as distant as possible from the property of his daughter.
Caroline, although
shrinking from the task that was proposed to her, was easily prevailed with to
do that which she was told was proper to be done; and what would enable her,
with whatever sacrifice on her part, to oblige her father in the point of her
speedy removal. The business lay in a small compass, and was soon despatched.
Caroline was put into possession of all the documents which would enable her to understand
her rights, when she should be at leisure to attend to them; and the harder task
of taking a last view of the lifeless body of her beloved friend being
performed, she accompanied her father and uncle into their carriage, and, with
a heart half broken, bade adieu to all that she had, as yet, ever loved, and to
the scenes of past pleasures which she thought no future ones could rival. Her
cousins were prepared to receive her as a creature of another world; awkward,
rustic, and uninformed: and though she derived some merit, in their eyes, from
the amount of the thousands which they had now learnt had centered wholly in her, yet they
considered them as the costly setting of a worthless pebble; and thought how
much better their own graces and accomplishments deserved, and would have adorned,
such an accompaniment. They were, therefore, a little startled, when, upon Lord
Enville presenting Caroline to his family, they found the clumsy country cousin
which they had imaged to themselves, an elegant formed girl, tall of her age, and
graceful in her movements, with an intelligent countenance, and features,
which, if not critically handsome, formed a whole which every eye must
acknowledge as beauty. Her cheek was, however, now pale; and her eyes, where at present no gaiety
sparkled, were too frequently bent to the ground. Here, indeed, her cousins had
much reason to congratulate themselves on their superiority; for, instead of
the unembarrassed air with which they were conscious that they should have
presented themselves, they saw Caroline blush and tremble, as Lord Enville
presented her first to one, and then to the other of her unknown relations.
Lady Enville, observing on her confusion, said, encouragingly, “But this is
wholly to be imputed to the fault of education; I dare say, Caroline, we shall
soon be able to make you more like the rest of the world.” But it was not by
bashfulness alone that Caroline drew on herself the contempt of her cousins. As
the superiority of her fortune was never a moment out of their minds, so they
concluded that it was never out of her’s; and they were not unprepared to pay
her all the deference which they had so well learnt to be due to wealth. But
when these pupils of fashion and fastidiousness observed the modest reluctance
that Caroline manifested to give trouble; her
indifference with respect to food
and accommodation; the simplicity of her taste, and her frank and genuine
satisfaction in all the pleasures suited to her age, they regarded her as the
most rustic and undistinguishing of mortals. “I do assure you, mamma,” said the
youngest of these well educated ladies, “Caroline has been so strangely brought
up, that she does not care whether the eggs are new laid or not, and is not
afraid to eat them when they are old. Dear, how strong her digestion must be!”
Miss Pynsynt was,
however, more tolerant than her sisters; and she had not known Caroline a week,
before she told Lady Enville, that she did not despair of the poor girl: “For, indeed, mamma, she is
not quite unladylike; and when she has been with us a little longer, I dare say
she will succeed very well.” Caroline was not, however, a very apt scholar in
the lessons that her cousins sought to teach her. At first astonished, and then
amused by the helplessness of her companions, she thought of nothing so little as
imitating them. She had been accustomed to be praised for her activity, her
diligence, the due regulation of her expenses, and the exactness with which she
performed all that was intrusted to her; nor could she view lassitude, indolence,
forgetfulness, and inattention, otherwise than as objects of reprehension or ridicule. Her youth, and her natural
disposition, led her more to laugh than to reprove; and her cousins found
themselves rather engaged in repelling her raillery, than in rectifying her
opinions. In all these little disputations, she found a never-failing advocate
in her cousin Charles; who, though he was not a whit behind any of his family in
his pretensions to all that constitutes a man of the ton, for some reasons,
either of his own or his father’s, was willing to conciliate the good opinion
of Caroline, and to uphold, at least in theory, the maxims of prudence,
regularity, and moderation. Caroline, on her side, now first, under the form of
an uncommonly handsome youth of twenty, began to be sensible to the charms
attendant on highly polished manners, and to awaken to the delight that gay and
refined conversation can bestow, and, in consequence, repaid the attentions of
Charles by a partiality that seemed to secure to Lord Enville all that his heart
could wish with respect to the at present alienated property of his sister.
On Caroline’s removal
to London, she first became known to some branches of her father’s family,
which she had hitherto never seen, and of some of whom she had scarcely ever
heard.
Mr. Fitzosborn had had
two brothers. The eldest had never married. His youth had been spent in a state
of constant indisposition, which having taken from him both the power and the
inclination of mixing with the world, had occasioned him to remain almost wholly in
the country. His pleasures were planting and gardening; and looking up “through Nature, unto
Nature’s God,” his mind had become imbued with the strongest religious
principles. He had applied all the energy of a vigorous understanding to the
investigation of the evidence of the Christian religion; and, in consequence,
he considered its truth as little less than demonstrable. What he believed to
be true, he did not suffer to be inoperative; and every action and every
thought was, with him, referred to a gospel rule. As he associated little with
his fellow men, the affections of his heart had never been called into action;
and having, in his own mind, a high standard of right, he thought there was
scarcely a human creature deserving of his love. He had found it easy to
himself to avoid all wandering into forbidden paths; and he therefore concluded
all who thus went astray to be such volunteers in vice, as left them without
excuse. “The Seer of hearts,” would he say, “may balance the temptation with
the crime; parblind man can judge only by the outward act: if the mark is in
the forehead, it is reasonable to conclude that the murder has been committed.”
With him, one established failure in the path of rectitude fixed the character
as vitious; and with vice he would hold no communion: for the anomaly of the
human mind he knew not to make any allowance; and with a heart naturally disposed to
kindness, no one appeared to be less kind.
Caroline’s father has been induced,
in a moment of extreme pecuniary pressure, in consideration of an ample
temporary supply, to join with Mr. Fitzosborn in cutting off the entail of the
family estate; and, from this hour, the elder brother had considered the
younger as no better than another Esau. He had ceased to have any intercourse
with him; nor would he suffer his name to be mentioned before him. “He has sold
his birth-right,” said he, “and is no brother of mine.”
The power, however,
that he had thus gained of disposing of his property, he had used liberally
towards most of the other younger branches of his family; rather, however, as the head of his
house, than as an affectionate relation who rejoices in the participation of
good. He had portioned his sisters bountifully, and established them in the
world; but to his youngest brother he dealt out his kindness with a more
sparing hand. The young man had married imprudently: and Mr. Fitzosborn
observed, that as he had gratified his passions at the expense of his duty, it
was right that he should have an opportunity of feeling the consequence of such
an election. The wife he would not see; objecting to her, that a woman who
overlooks prudence in a matrimonial connexion, must be a slave to the worst
propensities: and when the early death of his brother left her a widow with four children,
with little to subsist on, he relaxed from his rigid rule of right no farther
than to allot to her and her daughters a scanty provision, and to assign them a
small house, in a distant county, as their residence. The boy he put to school,
and gave
him such an education as would enable him to follow the law; but without any
distinction that seemed to point him out as his future heir: on the contrary,
he publickly declared that he would have no regard to blood or name in his
choice of an heir, but that he would alone be determined by the worthiness of the
individual. “The family which has not worth to stand upon, had better fall to
the ground,” said he. From such declarations, and from the whole tenor of his
life, he was considered so much of a humourist, that no one durst promise
themselves that his ample possessions would not become the property of the most
artful of those who were allowed to approach him. For some years past he had
nearly shut himself up from all society, his servants, and people on business,
being the only persons who in general were admitted to see him. The world was,
however, much mistaken in the character of Mr. Fitzosborn. Humourist as he was
supposed to be, no one in fact could be less so; his will was ever dependent upon his principles:
and if there appeared any irregularity in the course of his virtue, it was not
that he ever disregarded the
right line, but that he mistook
it: nor, secluded as he appeared to be, and regardless of all that passed
beyond the confines of his own domain, could there be a more observant or a
more sagacious overlooker of all that passed amongst his expectant relations,
than Mr. Fitzosborn. He knew the characters of each, and how to appreciate and
balance the different merits and claims of the contending candidates for his
favour.
The mistakes of Mr.
Fitzosborn arose not from any deficiency of heart; they arose only from a false
nomenclature. “Severity of punishment,” he called “vindicating the cause of
virtue:” the “fallibility of human nature,” he called “vice;” and “misanthropy,” he called “sitting loose to the world.”
Of Caroline, Mr.
Fitzosborn had scarcely ever heard; and it is probable, if Mrs. Pynsynt had lived, she would never
have engaged his notice. Lord Enville, however, knew what he called the world
much better than his sister had done; and as he had already, in hope, converted
the fortune that she had left Caroline to the uses of his own family, he was
not willing to be so wanting to himself, as to neglect any means which he thought
likely to dispose of the possessions of Mr. Fitzosborn in the same manner.
There was indeed, some difficulty in introducing Caroline to her uncle’s
notice; but the prize was a tempting one, and well worthy of some vigorous
efforts to secure it; nor was Lord Enville a man to be easily turned aside from the path of
interest. He believed, that if Caroline could once enter the doors of Henhurst, the work was done; so much
did he rely upon the charms of ingenuous youth; and so powerful towards the
conciliation of favour did one of the most artful of men feel the influence of
artlessness to be. This step, however, upon which all was to depend, Lord
Enville found it impossible to make. Amongst the numerous family connexions to
which Caroline had been introduced since her arrival in town, there was but one who
was willing, had they been able, to have introduced her at Henhurst. They most
of them hoped that her name would never reach the ear of Mr. Fitzosborn; and while
they continued to show her every polite attention themselves, represented
the impossibility there was of making her known to her uncle. There was,
indeed, one
exception to this general fear of a rival, and this exception was Edward
Fitzosborn, the fatherless boy of the indiscreet brother of Mr. Fitzosborn, who
was now expiating by a laborious profession, little cheered by the bounty of
his uncle, the mistakes of his father.
Edward Fitzosborn had
now had chambers in Lincoln’s-Inn about two years. From being the intimate
friend of Charles Pynsynt, he was in the habits of the most perfect familiarity in Lord
Enville’s family. As the possible heir of Henhurst, this young man had not been
thought wholly unworthy of Lady Enville’s attention; as furnishing, at least, a
resource for the disposal of one of her daughters; but, on the introduction of
Caroline into her house, she had fully agreed with her lord, that the interests
of the family would be better provided for by securing to her Mr. Fitzosborn’s
estate, and marrying her to one of their sons, than by an union of Mr. Edward
Fitzosborn with their daughter Charlotte. She was the more readily led into
this conclusion from there being nothing in the character of Edward that constituted, in the
opinion of Lady Enville, the excellence of man. It is true that he had the
reputation of acute sense, and of much information; of industry in his studies,
of moderation in his pleasures, and of unimpeached rectitude. He was already
considered as being an ornament to his profession: and the grave, the wise, and the good, spoke
of Edward Fitzosborn with approbation: but the grave, the wise, and the good, were
neither the oracles nor the associates of Lady Enville. She thought it
ridiculous in a young man to decline a late engagement because his duty awaited
him at an early hour in the morning; and mean-spirited to limit his expenses by the power he had of
paying his debts. The young ladies had, indeed, a more favourable opinion of
him; for while they candidly confessed that he had “some strange notions,” they contended that nobody made prettier verses, or
looked more like a gentleman; and Charles Pynsynt summed up the whole by
saying, “that Edward Fitzosborn was the worthiest creature breathing.”
How much of each of
these opinions Caroline combined in that which she formed of her cousin, may be
seen hereafter. At present she gave no sign of favour towards him, farther than
sometimes withdrawing her attention from the rattle of Charles, to listen to
the arguments of Edward, and sometimes making him the compliment of giving up
her opinion to his. On his part, he rather seemed to regard her as a younger sister, to
whom his protection was due, than either as a rival in
the competition for his uncle’s
estate, or as a lovely female growing into charms that might make his happiness
dependent on her will. “How I wish my uncle could know Caroline!” would he
sometimes say. “He thinks but indifferently of the rest of us, but he would be
puzzled to find fault with her; she would put his misanthropy to a nonplus.”
Time, however, passed on; and neither the good-natured disinterestedness of Edward, nor the more
politic endeavours of Lord Enville, had advanced Caroline one step in the
knowledge of the elder Mr. Fitzosborn: and so hopeless did Lord Enville
consider her chance of becoming the heiress of Henhurst, that he entirely gave
up the idea of uniting her with his eldest son, and began to turn all his
thoughts to the accomplishing her union with Charles.
Accident, however, did
that for Lord Enville which all his management had failed to accomplish. The
female servant who had attended upon Caroline from her birth, had accompanied
her on her removal to London, and had remained with her for more than two
years. At the end of this period, finding her health decline, she resolved to
return to her native place, and to pass the remainder of her life amongst her
relations. This native place was a village scarcely a mile distant from
Henhurst; and the relation with whom Mrs. Hanbrooke had taken up her residence
was one of the principal tenants of Mr. Fitzosborn. Caroline, who
entertained an almost filial regard for this old servant, had continued to
correspond frequently with her; and learning that she grew daily into worse
health, she was resolved to visit her.